Wisdom Frorm Will Rogers

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with his best friend, Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political sage this country ever has known.  Enjoy the following:

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman .. . Neither works.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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One comment on “Wisdom Frorm Will Rogers

  1. Tara says:

    That’s awesome!! Really liked this post and reading through your blogs and stuff. I attend Huffman and you’re a really great Pastor! Love your preaching style. Keep up the wonderful work for the Lord! See you Sunday!

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